Six weeks

The day is finally upon us. Six LONG weeks ago, I took the PE exam. They told us that the scores would be posted within six to eight weeks. Why I thought they would actually post them on the low end of that range is beyond me, but here I sit constantly refreshing the screen hoping that on the next click the "April 2006 Exam results will be posted when available." link will be active. And it's not. I feel like I'm 6 years old, it's Christmas Eve and my mom has just told me that this year Santa will deliver our presents any day between December 25 and January 8 so keep checking the chimney. And the worst part about it is that I don't know if Santa is just going to chunk a lump of coal down the chimney and scream "maybe next year!!" or deliver that three story doll house with blue siding, black paper shingles, and shutters scotch taped on the side because my parents thought they could assemble a gigantic doll house 12 hours before I woke up. Those are my favorite Christmas morning pictures - I am in matching pajamas, robe and slippers and I'm so freaking excited that Santa gave me a dollhouse that was as tall as me and Connie and Dave look like they just came in from a 24-hour rave. It's Shirley Temple meets night of the living dead and the living dead are pretty pissed off that Shirley woke up at 6:15 AM.

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